Even my love of Bryan Ferry couldn’t get me to spend an entire weekend in the desert (can you imagine the effects of a sandstorm on my hair? Disaster.), but I do have to admit that there is a certain charm to the festival scene, especially when paired with the poppy, preppy elegance of Palm Springs. Perhaps one day, when we’re rich and famous, Kurt and I can gain access to one of the hermetically sealed tents where VIPs seem to like to congregate; that seems much more in keeping with our style. Until then, hopefully this wedding theme will help transport us there, if only in our imaginations. Stay tuned for Kurt’s take on a very Coachella wedding next weekend!